Posted by Suzanne McMinn on May 22, 2008 @ 5:05 am
Pies & Pastries, The Farmhouse Table
Oh my, pie!
Nobody knows pie crust better than little old ladies at church. Especially little old ladies at a little tiny town country church. They were born to make pies and they live up to their potential with every flaky, mouthwatering bite. And sometimes they will even tell you their secrets. If you think you can’t make homemade pie crust, you need this recipe. If you think you don’t have time to make homemade pie crust, you need this recipe. If you think homemade pie crust isn’t important, you need this recipe.
You can make this pie crust in under 10 minutes. Probably in 5 if you are in pie crust making races. If not, you can relax and take an extra couple minutes. It is easy, fast, perfect and flaky, and you will feel like a little old church lady when you’re through. Wait, that didn’t come out right…. You will be excited and you will feel like a baking genius! Your friends and family will be amazed, and you will never have pie despair again! And so, with an homage to little old church ladies everywhere-
How to make Foolproof Pie Crust:
4 cups all-purpose flour
1 3/4 cups shortening
1 tablespoon sugar
2 teaspoons salt
1 tablespoon vinegar
1 egg
1/2 cup very cold water
Add flour, shortening, sugar, and salt to a large bowl.
Aren’t pastry cutters beautiful?
I was watching this documentary about how the invention of the pastry cutter was what allowed Cro-Magnon man to surpass and eventually entirely surplant the Neanderthal in the chain of human evolution. Or it might have been greater linguistic competence and cultural sophistication and the xbox 360, I don’t know, I wasn’t watching that closely. I was making pie. In any case, you must have a pastry cutter for perfect pie crust, so go get you one at Wal-Mart for two bucks.
Mix flour and shortening with a pastry cutter until it looks nice and crumbly. In a small bowl, whisk together the vinegar, egg, and water.
Add to the flour mixture, stirring in till well-moistened.
Stick your hands in there.
And shape it into a great, big, wonderful ball of pastry dough. (Don’t overhandle.)
Admire it for a moment and think about how proud the little old church ladies are going to be.
And about how wonderful it is to live in a world that includes pie.
Divide the dough into four equal-size balls.
Wrap each ball with plastic and refrigerate for at least 15 minutes before using. Or, if you want to use it faster, stick it in the freezer for 5 minutes. (You can keep this pie crust dough in the refrigerator for a week before using, or in the freezer for a couple of months. It freezes well-place dough balls in sealed freezer bags for long storage.)
To use, sprinkle some flour on waxed paper. Sprinkle some more flour on top then roll out, adding more flour if necessary to keep from sticking to your rolling pin. Place in a greased pie pan. I like to just up-end the rolled crust right off the waxed paper on top of the pie pan. Peel off the paper then crimp the edges.
For double-crust pie, repeat the same procedure, venting the top.
This recipe make two 9-inch double-crust pies or four single-crust pies. If you’re planning to use large deep-dish pie pans, you may want to divide the dough into thirds instead of fourths. This is a great pastry for tarts and pot pies, etc, as well as standard dessert pies.
Pie is a beautiful thing. Store-bought pie crust is no comparison to homemade, and this is the best pie pastry I’ve ever used. It’s so easy, it’s ridiculous, and it comes out perfect every time. So go ahead and make you some pie.
The little old church ladies have got your back.
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5:29
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Yum-O! Thanks for that recipe.
7:00
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OMG! Can I come over for some of this? I could definitely do some pie for breakfast this morning … and can almost smell it. Thanks for the recipe Suzanne. xxoo
7:34
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I’ll take a cup of tea and a piece of pie, thanks. Yum! (’Cause it’s not like I’d ever really make one myself.)
-Kim
P.S. Nice shot of Sugar!
7:59
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I have never had any luck with pie crusts.
Maybe I will with this one.
Looks delicious!
8:01
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This is like my recipe…three musts in making pie crust is ice water, Crisco, and don’t overhandle. Yes, I am one of those old church ladies.
Amelia in Oklahoma
8:53
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I am going to have to try your crust recipe when I make Rhubarb pie. It really sounds good.
8:55
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I’m so trying this. I love to make pies but my crusts are never great. Of course if this recipe doesn’t work for me, I’m standing by my plans to move in with you. LOL! Surely you can house another six (soon to be seven) people. We could share the chicken and goat houses with your livestock. LOL!
9:10
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First of all, those ham rolls are just fantastic! I made them, served them, turned around to get my chair, and they were gone! Maybe not quite that fast, but almost.
Thanks for the piecrust recipe. I will try it this weekend. I love piecrust, and it is so easy to make.
9:10
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Unbelievable!!!! So thick and flaky!!! Melts in your mouth. What kind of pie is this? Pie is my favorite over cake any day except cake with butter cream icing. But fruit pies and chocolate pies win. I am a minister and yes there is nothing like potluck at the church and can we cook!!! It is always the best meal in town.
9:14
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Jane, this one (pictured here) was actually a savory, not a sweet, pie-it was a roast beef pie! (Leftover roast and potatoes put into a pie.)
9:47
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I never say no to a bake sale, especially the church ones! You see so many pie crust recipes and many times atempting them, explatives are involved
! I am going to try this one. Thanks for the info!
http://lifeislikechampagne.blogspot.com/
9:55
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Recipe please…what did you put in the pie?? I’ve never made a savory roast beef pie! How about your favorite fruit pie recipe! Thanks!
Beth
10:09
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I think what makes this pie crust, by the way, is the egg and vinegar. A lot of crust recipes only call for flour, salt, shortening, and water. The addition of the vinegar and egg makes a real difference here in creating a tender, flaky, no-fail crust. Also, the sugar makes it taste better. You can count on the little old church ladies for sugar, LOL.
Beth, I’m definitely going to be doing a lot of pie recipes coming up! I love fruit pies, too, especially when I can get fresh, local fruit. This roast beef pie was a no-recipe true “leftovers” pie-roast beef, gravy, and potatoes, just dumped into the pie, baked for one hour!
10:11
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You always make me hungry . . .
10:19
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So how’d you know I’m planning to make pie (well, quiche) today?
Actually, I think I’m gonna stick with my own ice-water recipe for today, since I’m cooking for 11. But there’s cherry pie upcoming over the weekend…
10:25
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This question will show my ignorance in pie crust making….if you freeze the balls of crust for future use, how long should they be left to thaw? What’s the recommended method of thawing - countertop or refrigerator? I’m envisioning making a couple batches of this crust and storing it.
10:56
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Hmmmm…I am of the flour, shortening, water and salt crowd and not handling it too much, which makes it flaky…also dotting the filling with butter and most fruit pies with a bit of almond extract and so easy once you train yourself to not fuss with it too much…
..BUT, I have loved every recipe of yours I’ve tried so will have to try this just to see !!! It looks absolutely beautiful and delicious!
10:58
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You Go Girl!!!!
Making pie crust with one hand and taking pics with the other.
Can’t wait to try the crust recipe at our upcoming “grounds service”. I too will classify as one of “The little old church ladies”
They have never tasted what they’re about to receive.
Left-overs….ideas rushing through my mind.
Thanks
11:03
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Way to make me want pie first thing in the morning!
11:15
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In 1982 I tried to make a pie crust. After attempting to roll it out, I put everything down and went to bed. My husband and daughter cleaned up the mess. Now, I come from a LOOOOOONG line of excellent mid western pie crust/bread bakers , so imagine my humiliation. After reading and viewing todays blog, I vow to get up in the dark of night, and attempt a pie crust, and a grandmothers bread…..My daughter is grown, i am divorced, so there will be no witnessess’……pray for me…..
11:19
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LOL, Carol!!
Kara, if you freeze it, just sit it out on the counter and let it come down to pretty much what the temperature would be if you took it out of the fridge instead. Chilled, but not frozen anymore.
11:21
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I don’t know who said it, but the phrase “Nothing says lovin’ like somethin’ from the oven” came to mind after reading this entry!
11:41
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I am going to have to give this a try. I especially like that’s you can freeze it. I confess, I have gotten nto the habit of purchasing a store bought crust for the convenience of it. I think I will just go get some rhubarb and try it out. I’ll let you know what i think!
11:42
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…err, sorry for the typos.
12:33
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Hello!, I have a been a lurker linked from another site and really enjoy your farm stories! I use this recipe ALL the time! The things I like about it…1. on my recipe when it was given to me said it was idiot proof! You can handle it alot and it still comes out tender and flaky! 2. Freezes well, just thaw in fridge! Also if after you make your pie, before putting into the oven, pour a little milk on top brush it around with pasty brush then sprinkle a good srinkling of sugar on top and bake with edges covered til the last 10 minutes or so then take off. I also use this for my chicken pot pie- 1 recipe for a 9×13 (also do the milk with it but no sugar!) Remember when baking pies always bake them long enough!! Until the fruit filling starts to erupt like a volcano thru the slits. It will start out ‘popping fast then will slow to a slow eruption like you see with the lava of a volcano. Then you know you are done! Your pie looks wonderful!
2:10
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OMG, don’t EVEN get me started about “pie”. Okay, you already did. LOL My mother in law, in New York, is actually from Kentucky…but she is a small FIESTY woman. Very domineering and needing LOTS of praise. The type that has to be the best and wants all daughters and daughter in laws to emulate the way SHE does things - making pies, canning jam…you name it. So, naturally, I am rebellious. LOL
Okay, with that too much information. She LIVES to make pies. I made the comment once that my late mother uses storebought piecrust because they are just as good. WRONG THING TO SAY!!! Ha, ohhhh no…my youngest brother in law can tell the difference right off, she says. She thinks no one can live with her pie OR piecrust.
It is kind of fun to watch her roll them out…she’ll make five in one day, no problem..or more, if that youngest brother in law wants another one or one all to himself. She has antique rolling pins - and certainly the one her mother gave her, that is antique.
She recipe is very simple - lard, salt and water and flour. I have LITTLE patience at rolling dough out, esp. with my LARGE MARBLE rolling pin (I plan to get a lightweight one). Last Thanksgiving, my back hurt and my crust looked like my back felt and my husband commented “that sure doesn’t look like my mom’s”…he eagerly jumped in to re roll…before I beat him with the rolling pin (just kidding)…and his looked good. He’s a perfectionist. When he made the above comment, I said “well your mom’s back doesn’t hurt!”.
I can make mile high merangue (meringue?)…but she just makes a sound like “hmm”…no interest to learn, from her thin, crappy little meringue…she has to know it all and be the best. Let me stop. LOL But, each Christmas or any occasion we are up there…there is PIE. I do love pie, thankfully. She would die if there was no pie!
2:13
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P.S. - when my mom made homecrust - hers was like yours. I def. remember the vinegar in it.
2:16
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I just noticed up there that I need spell check or ebonics check. I meant to say “she thinks no one can live without her pie OR crust”, and HER recipe is simple - not She recipe is simple.
2:19
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BTW…she doesn’t step foot in a church (but loves the Lord they say)…but her mom made “hand pies” and was a dear Christian lady who lived to be 90 something. Ha! She lived on a farm in Indiana. Made her own butter, ect.
2:50
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That photo is making me hungry!
2:51
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I’m going to hold you to your belief that this will work for anyone. Last time I made a pie crust from scratch is was tough. *G*
4:05
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It certainly LOOKS scrumptious!
4:51
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YYyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!
I love pie.
6:35
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This is me, contemplating making some pie this weekend. Foolproof you say…you’ve given me hope! Got a Foolproof Meringue to go with it?
8:23
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No wonder my summer clothes don’t fit! Too much good food!
10:50
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I’ve never made a pie, but I’ve always wanted to. I’m bookmarking this entry. Thanks Suzanne!
9:02
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When I had 2 little boys at home, I used to make pies a lot, then the nest grew empty. My original crust recipe was made with Gold Medal Wondra (granulated) flour. A very simple recipe that you mixed with an electric mixer, but when I moved back from OH to WV (home), I could no longer get Wondra, except in a shaker can (too expensive that way), so I kind of gave up. Several years ago, however, I came acrossed an antique pastry cutter (which I had never had before), so I decided to try it. I got my crust all mixed up and while rolling it out, I began to see all these tiny red flecks in my dough. Upon closer examination, I discovered that the paint on the handle of that nifty antique pastry cutter had crumbled off the handle into my douogh and I had to throw the whole thing out. WHAT A DISSAPOINTMENT.
My MOM WAS ONE OF THE BEST PIE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, but she failed to teach me. Biscuits were a necessity, so I learned that when I was about 10.
Your blogs are always fun, and usually bring back a fond memory or two.
3:40
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I made a blackberry pie with this crust last night. As I got into it, I realized I only had whole wheat flour! I made it anyway, and the crust was perfect! Now I’m using my leftover dough balls to make an apple pie (and I bought some white flour for next time).
Thanks for a great recipe!
2:25
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Thank you very much for the recipe! I made the pie crust, very nervously on Wednesday, refrigerated the four dough balls and made individual ground beef wellingtons on Friday. The meal was a success!!! I haven’t tasted pie crust this delicious in YEARS!!! Store-bought crust DOES NOT COMPARE!!!
5:05
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